Kutná Hora

I logged on.

The train’s website froze.

Then I logged on again.

Five hours. That ought to be enough.

The voices of my friends and roommates filtered through my bedroom walls.

I made my selection, bought my tickets, and went downstairs.

A half hour later, I excused myself and came back.

Refund.

Rebuy.

Seven hours this time.

Then again.

And again.

My roommate found me after I finished.

“Where’ve you been?”

“Buying tickets to Kutna Hora. It’s an hour east of Prague.”

“One train? You disappeared like three times.”

I shrugged.

“What’s there, anyway?” he said.

“Silver mines and an alchemy museum.”

Then I smiled.

“And of course, there’s the Bone Church.”

~

The sky was gray when I arrived, and a cold wind pushed through the station.

A Gothic cathedral rose in the distance—black spires and stone buttresses piercing the sky.

Perched on a hilltop, it looked bigger than Prague’s.

“The Bone Church. That must be it.”

I pulled my flannel tight across my chest and tucked my camera beneath my arm as I crossed towards it.

The cathedral rose taller, darker, heavier.

Statues towered over the pathway.

Gargoyles peered over the roof. Rain dripped from their mouths.

I stopped beneath its shadow and checked my map.

The Bone Church… was behind me.

I looked up towards the cathedral.

Then I turned around.

~

I glanced at my map again.

The Silver Mine, at least that was nearby.

I found it at once and registered for the next English-language tour.

Then I went into the gift shop while I waited.

Postcards were arranged on a rack near the door.

I picked one up.

The photographs showed narrow shafts disappearing into blackness. Timber supports crowded the walls. In some places, the passage looked barely wide enough for a person to squeeze through.

I put the postcard back.

At the counter, I crossed my name off the list and walked into the rain.

~

The Bone Church was nearly a mile away, back near the train station. By the time I reached it, my jeans were wet from the knees down.

This building was small—unremarkable even.

A few other travelers had gathered along the cemetery at its entrance, waiting in the morning rain. Blue jackets against tan stone.

I joined them and checked the sign.

This is it.

At last, the doors opened.

Inside, the wind disappeared.

So did the rain.

So did the daylight.

I looked up.

Bones hung from the ceiling in enormous chandeliers. Skulls covered the walls. Long rows of finger bones formed arrows pointing deeper into the chapel.

I moved closer to one of the displays.

Human hands.

Human skulls.

Human teeth.

I raised my camera.

Then lowered it.

A church made from the bones of seventy thousand people.

It took about half an hour.

~

My return tickets still poked from my pocket.

I pulled them out.

The original departure time had been crossed out in black ink. Beneath it, I’d written another.

I checked my watch. I still had several hours.

I folded the tickets back into my pocket and started walking.

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